I love you mom 🌺 #mom #moremomtalk #mothersday

I love you mom 🌺 #mom #moremomtalk #mothersday

(Head)Band of Brothers. #ryanvsrichie

(Head)Band of Brothers. #ryanvsrichie

✌😁  Hi mom, I’m at #coachella

✌😁 Hi mom, I’m at #coachella

Reppin’ the Bay!  #coachella #sf  (at The Do Lab)

Reppin’ the Bay! #coachella #sf (at The Do Lab)

@tlthehairgeek gettin’ my hair hella fresh.  #cornrows (at Jazz’z Hair Salon)

@tlthehairgeek gettin’ my hair hella fresh. #cornrows (at Jazz’z Hair Salon)

pregame dancey

Just me and my bitches. #jameson #easter #latergram #lastnight #jesus  (at The 562)

Just me and my bitches. #jameson #easter #latergram #lastnight #jesus (at The 562)

Dietary differences.  #ryanvsrichie  (at Trader Joes vs Grove Street Market)

Dietary differences. #ryanvsrichie (at Trader Joes vs Grove Street Market)

Fun Run!  Add me, let’s play! #funrun  (at LolliPoP RoaD)

Fun Run! Add me, let’s play! #funrun (at LolliPoP RoaD)

Pink tree in Patricia’s Green.  (at Patricia’s Green)

Pink tree in Patricia’s Green. (at Patricia’s Green)

Go Niners!!! #sf #niners #49ers #goldblooded #starter @suemee @mccraymiller (at San Francisco 49ers)

Go Niners!!! #sf #niners #49ers #goldblooded #starter @suemee @mccraymiller (at San Francisco 49ers)

There’s always someone sulking at the bar. #puppyblues #emo (at Showdown)

There’s always someone sulking at the bar. #puppyblues #emo (at Showdown)

more mom talk: a simple diet

**in dad’s hospital room, post-operation.  a nutritionist talks to mom about dad**

Nutritionist: How did he eat before he got the surgery?
Mom: Rice.
Nutritionist: I mean, what was his diet like?  Did he have a big appetite or a small one?  And did he eat a wide variety of foods?
Mom: …rice.

**I leave the room, unable to control my laughter.  I walk back to hear this…**

Nutritionist: …so if you’re going to cook fish, don’t fry it and bake it instead.
Mom: No, I don’t use bacon.

**I immediately walk back out**

Mom chose to sit here instead of the waiting room. #moremomtalk

Mom chose to sit here instead of the waiting room. #moremomtalk