A letter from JP Morgan CEO To Gold Diggers →

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This might be the best thing I’ve seen in a while:

A reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan to a pretty girl seeking a rich husband

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:

Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here.
I’m 25…

Just spotted #mom at a neighborhood cafe, sporting a #backpack. She’s gone #hipster y’all. #hella (at Cafe La Vie)

Just spotted #mom at a neighborhood cafe, sporting a #backpack. She’s gone #hipster y’all. #hella (at Cafe La Vie)

Shortly after, she regretted her decision.  #puglife #drunk #pug

Shortly after, she regretted her decision. #puglife #drunk #pug

It’s time for a time-out for this pug.  #pug #puppy

It’s time for a time-out for this pug. #pug #puppy

Blowing rainbows up in the night sky (photo cred: @drq511) (at San Francisco City Hall)

Blowing rainbows up in the night sky (photo cred: @drq511) (at San Francisco City Hall)

Mom. So trendy right now. Mom.

Mom. So trendy right now. Mom.

more mom talk: a testie reminder

(at mom’s, dad about to walk out)

Dad: Wait, I have to check.  Keys, phone, wallet.  Okay, bye!

Mom: Yeah, keys, phone…penis!!!

<mom shuts door on dad>

I love you mom 🌺 #mom #moremomtalk #mothersday

I love you mom 🌺 #mom #moremomtalk #mothersday

(Head)Band of Brothers. #ryanvsrichie

(Head)Band of Brothers. #ryanvsrichie

✌😁  Hi mom, I&#8217;m at #coachella

✌😁 Hi mom, I’m at #coachella

Reppin&#8217; the Bay!  #coachella #sf  (at The Do Lab)

Reppin’ the Bay! #coachella #sf (at The Do Lab)

@tlthehairgeek gettin&#8217; my hair hella fresh.  #cornrows (at Jazz&#8217;z Hair Salon)

@tlthehairgeek gettin’ my hair hella fresh. #cornrows (at Jazz’z Hair Salon)

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