pregame dancey
more mom talk: a simple diet
**in dad’s hospital room, post-operation. a nutritionist talks to mom about dad**
Nutritionist: How did he eat before he got the surgery?
Mom: Rice.
Nutritionist: I mean, what was his diet like? Did he have a big appetite or a small one? And did he eat a wide variety of foods?
Mom: …rice.
**I leave the room, unable to control my laughter. I walk back to hear this…**
Nutritionist: …so if you’re going to cook fish, don’t fry it and bake it instead.
Mom: No, I don’t use bacon.
**I immediately walk back out**












